1 Year Later...

God fucking damn it. Why can't shit be like it was back when I was doing this nonsense all the time? Fucking karma is bullshit.

It's been 16 months

Wow, when I look at how old that rewrite of the entry noel commented is I understand exactly how awesome our relationship really is. We have spent all this time just trying to get to know each other and talking all the time and listening and being there for each other. I'm glad I have found someone so wonderful that I am truly in love with.

Christ I'm Tired

I am so tired that I just went into my kitchen, opened the refrigirator and undid my belt, in preparation of pissing all over our groceries. Luckily, I realized what I was doing and pissed in the bathroom sink instead. But man, that was a close one.

Cereal of the Gods

Man, I'm eating some Cocoa Dyno-Bites, and let me tell you. They are pure heaven. More chocolaty than most competitors even though they are an off-brand. The sweet thing is, the mascot is Cool Blue the kangaroo, and we all know kangaroos are Australian. Australians have got to be so hardcore. Their country was started as a giant prison for Britain, while the US were the cowards of the most vaginal country of that time. We were pussies, they were bad asses. That's just how it goes.