Cereal of the Gods

Man, I'm eating some Cocoa Dyno-Bites, and let me tell you. They are pure heaven. More chocolaty than most competitors even though they are an off-brand. The sweet thing is, the mascot is Cool Blue the kangaroo, and we all know kangaroos are Australian. Australians have got to be so hardcore. Their country was started as a giant prison for Britain, while the US were the cowards of the most vaginal country of that time. We were pussies, they were bad asses. That's just how it goes.